}f is for FIRE THAT BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN
u is for URANIUM….bombs.
n is for NO SURVIVORS….!
(via spencecarlin)
my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”
(via laurenashliegh)
really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
(Source: whatsyournewurl, via lonelygirl-bleedingwrists)
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
(via kellytweedyx)
I love my boyfriend <3
I love my girlfriendremember to wear protection
wtf dad
Wtf mr president
omg lol busted
(via dubistgenug)
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[serial killer voice] got room for one more
(via dubistgenug)